1 00:00:22,751 --> 00:00:24,501 You. 2 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:29,168 Now is probably the time that we kiss soon? 3 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:36,418 But as you may have realized, then I'm quite - 4 00:00:36,501 --> 00:00:38,418 - shy. 5 00:00:38,501 --> 00:00:41,001 So it is important that you close your eyes. 6 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,668 Try to relax. 7 00:03:58,376 --> 00:03:59,876 Proctor? 8 00:04:14,876 --> 00:04:16,709 Hello, guys! 9 00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:18,459 Carrying aid? 10 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:23,793 New house, new opportunities. I love moving! 11 00:04:33,918 --> 00:04:35,209 Have you seen Lise? 12 00:04:35,793 --> 00:04:37,084 No. 13 00:04:37,168 --> 00:04:38,459 Lise? 14 00:04:38,543 --> 00:04:40,209 I'm here. 15 00:04:44,168 --> 00:04:45,709 Lise! 16 00:04:45,793 --> 00:04:47,334 Daddy's heart! 17 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,543 Now you have to be ironed. 18 00:04:55,084 --> 00:04:56,709 Lise? 19 00:04:56,793 --> 00:04:58,418 See here. 20 00:04:59,376 --> 00:05:00,918 At this moment - 21 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:04,793 - the gunpowder is on its way from Shanghai to Norway. 22 00:05:04,876 --> 00:05:06,501 Gunpowder - 23 00:05:07,001 --> 00:05:10,876 - which almost gives it to us world famous salute - 24 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:14,751 - at Akershus fortress on May 17 itself! 25 00:05:15,459 --> 00:05:17,126 And I am, - 26 00:05:17,668 --> 00:05:19,543 - The commander, - 27 00:05:19,626 --> 00:05:23,793 - who is responsible for that it arrives on time. 28 00:05:23,876 --> 00:05:26,959 But it's a long way from Shanghai to Norway. 29 00:05:27,043 --> 00:05:29,168 A lot of wrong that can happen. 30 00:05:29,251 --> 00:05:31,209 Stormy weather. Pirates. 31 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:33,418 Mutiny. 32 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,834 Syphilis. 33 00:05:36,918 --> 00:05:40,251 But that never happens on dad's watch. Never! 34 00:05:40,751 --> 00:05:42,293 Like that. 35 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,918 Voilà! Great, little friend. Come on. 36 00:05:45,418 --> 00:05:48,584 Now you can go play with Pernille. 37 00:05:48,668 --> 00:05:50,376 Her name is Anna. 38 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:54,293 The most important thing is not her name, but having a best friend. 39 00:05:54,376 --> 00:05:57,793 But Anna moved half a year ago. 40 00:05:59,543 --> 00:06:03,543 Then that's it to find someone else to play with? 41 00:06:05,876 --> 00:06:09,334 Cuddles and hugs and all that. Left about! 42 00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:13,376 But I have no one else. 43 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:29,043 Hello! 44 00:06:29,126 --> 00:06:30,668 Hey there! 45 00:06:30,751 --> 00:06:32,209 Not there! 46 00:06:32,293 --> 00:06:34,084 Here! 47 00:06:35,876 --> 00:06:37,584 Here. 48 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:42,626 I am the new neighbor. 49 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:49,459 My name is Bulle. And what to say to that? 50 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:51,543 I don't know. 51 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:53,293 Fine. 52 00:06:53,376 --> 00:06:56,834 Some believe that it rhymes with "nonsense". 53 00:06:56,918 --> 00:06:58,668 And what's your name? 54 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,751 Lise. 55 00:07:04,668 --> 00:07:10,293 I can't think of anything interesting which rhymes with Lise. You are lucky. 56 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:14,209 - Are you going to move into Anna's house? - Anna? 57 00:07:14,626 --> 00:07:19,084 Anna is my best friend. But she has moved to Sarpsborg. 58 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:22,626 It was far. Especially when it's about a best friend. 59 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,959 She said it was just a short trip southbound on the highway. 60 00:07:26,043 --> 00:07:29,626 South is correct, but the highway doesn't go that far. 61 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:33,418 Sarpsborg is located in the southern hemisphere. 62 00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:34,876 Southern what for? 63 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:37,001 Dear neighborhood! 64 00:07:37,626 --> 00:07:39,334 Dear friends! 65 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:43,418 And dear Mr. and Mrs. Commander. 66 00:07:43,501 --> 00:07:47,918 Get ready for an amazing demonstration! 67 00:07:50,418 --> 00:07:52,001 Self-produced. 68 00:07:53,043 --> 00:07:56,501 You may see what is this made of? 69 00:07:59,001 --> 00:08:02,959 That's right. The very hard material. 70 00:08:04,334 --> 00:08:08,001 My own wonderful invention that has made me rich - 71 00:08:08,084 --> 00:08:10,668 - and famous all over the world. 72 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,543 And now, then, as - 73 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:16,876 - armor! 74 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:21,626 Take and shoot my kids. 75 00:08:23,126 --> 00:08:25,043 No, you can't think that. 76 00:08:25,126 --> 00:08:27,376 Aim and shoot my kids. 77 00:08:27,459 --> 00:08:30,376 Shoot at...? No, you can do that yourself. 78 00:08:30,459 --> 00:08:32,501 - Shoot the kids! - No thanks. 79 00:08:32,584 --> 00:08:35,751 - Then you get to film. - Yes, I can film. 80 00:08:39,209 --> 00:08:40,584 Yes... 81 00:08:40,668 --> 00:08:43,126 Down with the visor, boys. 82 00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:46,126 Yes, and then a little closer. 83 00:08:47,459 --> 00:08:48,793 Closer together! 84 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:53,709 Don't stand and tremble. It is not dangerous. 85 00:08:57,251 --> 00:08:59,001 Then we fire. 86 00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:16,084 Dad? 87 00:09:16,168 --> 00:09:19,543 Yes, yes... Up and jump. Come on again. 88 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,459 Come on again. 89 00:09:23,334 --> 00:09:24,751 Voilà! 90 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:26,709 Not one scratch! 91 00:09:27,418 --> 00:09:31,251 But Thrane, do you have someone new and ingenious invention in progress? 92 00:09:31,334 --> 00:09:33,876 Haven't you seen the demonstration? 93 00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:39,793 It is not a new invention. It's just a variant of the old one. 94 00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:42,209 Cut the filming! Cut! 95 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:55,418 - What did you say? - Nothing. 96 00:09:57,376 --> 00:09:59,209 My - 97 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:01,334 - genius, - 98 00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:04,043 - it never lets me rest. 99 00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:08,876 I work day and night, around the clock, to try to invent something useful - 100 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:11,043 - like you - 101 00:10:11,126 --> 00:10:12,959 - can enjoy. 102 00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:16,626 - Ungrateful fools. - It's fine. 103 00:10:19,293 --> 00:10:21,334 Get the camera. 104 00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:27,668 Now we're going home. Come on again. Come on! 105 00:10:27,751 --> 00:10:30,584 That was pretty painful, Dad. 106 00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:34,918 - Dad? - Yes? Hello! 107 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:38,709 Did you know that Sarpsborg is located in the southern hemisphere? 108 00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:41,001 - Who says that? - Bull. 109 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:43,209 what did you say Whose? 110 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,084 Bull. 111 00:10:49,251 --> 00:10:51,001 Come on, dear. 112 00:10:54,459 --> 00:10:56,251 But he was... 113 00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:04,543 Fart-Lise. 114 00:11:05,501 --> 00:11:08,168 Would you like to play, Grise-Lise? 115 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:30,876 Do you know how much time is left? until May 17? 116 00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:33,959 No, how would you know? 117 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:37,459 You don't even know what song are you playing 118 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:40,793 What song are we playing, Trym? 119 00:11:43,709 --> 00:11:46,043 Can you help your brother, Truls? 120 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:54,084 I've got rain on the notes, so i don't see a shit. 121 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,751 Then we take it from the top. 122 00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:08,376 One, two, one, two... 123 00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:15,543 - Hello, Lise! - What is it you want? 124 00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:19,751 My name is Bulle. I will play the trumpet. 125 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:23,459 Yes, but we already have two so-called trumpeters. 126 00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:27,334 And we drive and practice here, so you have to go. 127 00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:30,001 - Don't you want to hear me play? - No. 128 00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:31,751 Just a little...? 129 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,126 There is not a single corps - 130 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:37,501 - who want to take with them a little toddler like you - 131 00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:39,793 - which is so tiny that... 132 00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:43,543 That the medals would subbed down the hill? 133 00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:47,709 So small that he didn't reach up to the music stand? 134 00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:52,376 So small that the uniform cap would just fall into his eyes? 135 00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:54,876 And he sees nothing. Absolutely right. 136 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:58,043 That's good. 1000 points to you. 137 00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:08,876 Okay, motherfuckers. Then it was us. 138 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,168 Take it from the top. 139 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,251 "Yes we love". 140 00:13:19,043 --> 00:13:20,793 Hello? 141 00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,543 Hello? 142 00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:28,376 One day - 143 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,376 - shall I join that corps. 144 00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:36,459 Have you played in a school band before? 145 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,459 Of course! 146 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:41,043 Sometimes. So, it has happened. 147 00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:44,668 Or... It's going to happen. Very soon. 148 00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,126 What do you think? 149 00:13:48,668 --> 00:13:50,793 Who lives over there? 150 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:54,959 Doctor Proctor. He calls himself an inventor. 151 00:13:55,043 --> 00:14:00,876 But he has only invented a powder which makes you green and luminous. 152 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:04,834 Two inventors in the same street, it is... 153 00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:09,334 Wow! 154 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:14,793 - Come on! - Doctor Proctor is mad as hell! 155 00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:19,626 Everyone knows that crazy people are much more fun than others. 156 00:14:47,251 --> 00:14:48,876 Wow! 157 00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:55,709 Come on! 158 00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:07,001 Hello! 159 00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:09,543 Doctor Proctor? 160 00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:13,793 - Yes? - My name is Bulle. 161 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:16,209 And what to say to that? 162 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,168 No, it's probably not big to say about it. 163 00:15:21,626 --> 00:15:24,709 Unless you want me to say something. 164 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,834 It's Lise. 165 00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:33,043 What are you doing? 166 00:15:33,126 --> 00:15:35,376 I? I'm just taking a bath. 167 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,334 Toast! 168 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,751 It's a bit of a bad fit right now. 169 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,626 Yes, well. 170 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:55,084 If you want to enter you almost have to use the door. 171 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:57,501 Can I press this? 172 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,626 Don't touch it! 173 00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,876 Look here! 174 00:17:06,418 --> 00:17:08,209 But Doctor Proctor, - 175 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,293 - what was the big bang? 176 00:17:12,126 --> 00:17:13,959 Oh, that. 177 00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:17,043 It was my latest invention. 178 00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,918 I tried to invent a powder against hair loss, - 179 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,126 - and ended up by making a fart powder. 180 00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:29,126 How does it work? 181 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:34,251 Not going to pronounce myself with 100% certainty, - 182 00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:38,293 - but it releases gas which is produced in, - 183 00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:43,543 - and blown out of, in varying degrees amount and strength, anus... 184 00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,668 ...the hole. 185 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,251 At least there was no hair. 186 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,043 - Can I try? - Huh? 187 00:17:51,126 --> 00:17:53,001 Can I try? 188 00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:01,126 - Of course! - Yes! 189 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,084 Is this the fart powder? 190 00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:22,501 "Dr Proctor's Light Green Powder"? 191 00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:23,959 No! 192 00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:28,293 It's just a powder which makes you luminescent. 193 00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:31,084 Another tragic invention. 194 00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,834 But this, little Bulle... 195 00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:38,584 Is it the fart powder? 196 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,043 Okay-dokey. 197 00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:04,459 - The taste? - Very dry. 198 00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:39,209 What was that? 199 00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:41,209 Flatulence! 200 00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:46,251 Or as you would say, little Bulle: A fart. 201 00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:48,751 - Was it a fart? - Yes. 202 00:19:49,584 --> 00:19:53,626 It was a bit powerful. I have to admit it. 203 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:01,626 - Do you smell something? - No. 204 00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:08,126 No. 205 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,876 "...still odorless." 206 00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:18,876 It is an amazing invention! A fart powder that smells nothing! 207 00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:23,209 Don't know about the world would agree with that, but... 208 00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:25,084 Thank you. 209 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,126 Anyone hungry? 210 00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,918 Oh, look at that! 211 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,668 - Wow! - How long is it? 212 00:20:49,126 --> 00:20:51,293 143. 213 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,293 One meter and 43 centimeters? 214 00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:01,709 - Yep. - Wow! 215 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,501 Cult! 216 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:17,126 I don't think I can take it anymore. 217 00:21:18,084 --> 00:21:19,918 Thanks for the food. 218 00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,709 Be so good. 219 00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:31,459 So, doctor, you've invented it anything else lately? 220 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,043 No. 221 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:39,376 But now you've figured it out the farting powder. 222 00:21:39,459 --> 00:21:42,376 Can't seem to use it for anything. 223 00:21:42,459 --> 00:21:46,001 Of course it can be used for anything! 224 00:21:46,084 --> 00:21:48,293 Farmers can use it. 225 00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:50,751 Farmers? 226 00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:05,251 I don't know whether people are going to like food - 227 00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:08,209 - which is far-fetched, but ok. 228 00:22:09,043 --> 00:22:12,709 How about making The world's fastest bike pump? 229 00:22:17,459 --> 00:22:20,668 Think it's "kaboom" which is the problem there. 230 00:22:20,751 --> 00:22:23,626 You can use it as a hair dryer! 231 00:22:37,709 --> 00:22:43,418 It's like... I don't believe people likes to be fisted in the face. 232 00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:46,251 It's brilliant, anyway. 233 00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,709 Hush, be quiet! 234 00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:04,251 Hear my ass play! 235 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:11,251 I have it! We just use it as it is! 236 00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:15,751 What? We can't use it for anything. It's just pointless banging. 237 00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:20,918 Yes, but who likes pointless bangs more than anyone else? 238 00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:23,043 Child! 239 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,376 And slightly less developed adults? 240 00:23:27,459 --> 00:23:30,668 Exactly! And it's almost 17 May! 241 00:23:30,751 --> 00:23:35,001 We don't have to invent anything! We only sell it as is! 242 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,418 Did you see that? 243 00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:44,168 Look now. 244 00:23:49,418 --> 00:23:52,209 - Did you see that? - He actually relieved. 245 00:23:55,793 --> 00:24:00,043 - It was absolutely incredible! - You have holes in your trousers. 246 00:24:02,459 --> 00:24:04,168 I took a little too much. 247 00:24:05,001 --> 00:24:09,709 Maybe it seems stronger because of your relatively modest size? 248 00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:12,001 He flew! 249 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,834 - No rectal bleeding. - This is fantastic! 250 00:24:22,918 --> 00:24:25,959 Cheers to Doctor Proctors Farting powder! 251 00:24:31,043 --> 00:24:32,834 Pull my finger. 252 00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:54,543 Huh? 253 00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:02,334 Have you made dad proud today? 254 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:05,293 No idea, dad. 255 00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:42,876 Stupid birds! 256 00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:12,418 Down with the visor, boys. 257 00:26:13,668 --> 00:26:16,376 Yes, and then a little closer. 258 00:26:16,459 --> 00:26:18,459 Then we fire. 259 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:29,001 Voilà! Not one scratch. 260 00:26:29,084 --> 00:26:33,751 Do you have someone new and brilliant invention in progress, then? 261 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:38,459 “Do you have someone new and brilliant invention in progress?" 262 00:26:40,418 --> 00:26:43,001 Yes, maybe I have! 263 00:26:47,418 --> 00:26:49,418 Time to do some work. 264 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,584 No! 265 00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:36,584 So tacky. Bad music! 266 00:28:41,793 --> 00:28:43,126 Please! 267 00:29:07,334 --> 00:29:09,251 "Fart powder"? 268 00:29:15,376 --> 00:29:17,584 What do you do now? 269 00:29:42,168 --> 00:29:46,251 You are a disgrace to inventions, Proctor! 270 00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,584 Yes, well. 271 00:29:57,501 --> 00:30:01,501 That pipe-stem Proctor! I have to fry some chops. 272 00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:26,084 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! 273 00:30:26,668 --> 00:30:31,251 Are you really going to walk around? and be quiet on May 17? 274 00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,501 What is explosive, - 275 00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:36,001 - odorless, wonderful - 276 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,043 - and harmless? 277 00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:44,043 Get ready for… 278 00:30:48,376 --> 00:30:50,584 Get ready for… 279 00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:53,626 Lise? 280 00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:55,876 Doktor Proktor's Farting Powder. 281 00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:59,418 Doctor Proctor's Farting Powder! 282 00:30:59,501 --> 00:31:02,001 Doctor Proctor is an idiot! 283 00:31:04,209 --> 00:31:08,418 You're laughing now, but you don't do that afterwards. 284 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:11,751 Yes, by the way. At least you do! 285 00:31:11,834 --> 00:31:14,126 We give you a laugh guarantee. 286 00:31:14,209 --> 00:31:17,626 - Yes, little friend? - How does it work? 287 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,626 Good question. Very good question. 288 00:31:20,709 --> 00:31:23,043 I will show you that now. 289 00:31:23,126 --> 00:31:26,084 Give Lise a big round of applause! 290 00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:28,084 Fart-Lise! 291 00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:35,584 What should I have done? without my wonderful colleague? 292 00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,459 Dust! 293 00:31:45,584 --> 00:31:48,376 Three, two, one! 294 00:31:56,709 --> 00:32:00,834 The sale starts at 12 noon on Saturday at Doctor Proctor! 295 00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:03,376 - See you there! - Yes, we do! 296 00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:07,709 - Come and buy! - Come and buy! 297 00:32:08,251 --> 00:32:11,334 Buy four, pay for six. Simple math! 298 00:32:11,418 --> 00:32:13,418 Is it organic? 299 00:32:13,501 --> 00:32:16,501 - Yes, of course! - Yes, yes. 300 00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:21,834 If you have an ass, you can fart! 301 00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:24,751 Explosive, amazing and odorless! 302 00:32:25,668 --> 00:32:29,084 - Get ready for May 17! - Come and buy the fart powder! 303 00:32:29,168 --> 00:32:31,834 Created by Doctor Proctor. Only sold here! 304 00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:35,126 If you have an ass, you can fart! Eat ice cream, fart! 305 00:32:35,209 --> 00:32:37,793 Off to the 17th of May! 306 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,834 Sold out. 307 00:32:42,918 --> 00:32:47,126 Sorry. But we promise to have lots more ready for 17 May. 308 00:32:47,209 --> 00:32:49,376 So welcome back! 309 00:32:55,876 --> 00:32:59,459 What did I say? It was a success! 310 00:32:59,543 --> 00:33:03,043 - We are sold out of fart powder. - We sold everything! 311 00:33:03,126 --> 00:33:05,459 We have to make more for May 17. 312 00:33:07,043 --> 00:33:08,959 What is it, doctor? 313 00:33:15,001 --> 00:33:17,834 I've been thinking a bit on what you said, Bulle, - 314 00:33:17,918 --> 00:33:20,043 - about the fact that you relieved. 315 00:33:20,126 --> 00:33:21,918 Now... 316 00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:23,709 Think - 317 00:33:24,793 --> 00:33:26,584 - if you wanted to - 318 00:33:27,543 --> 00:33:29,334 - ease - 319 00:33:29,959 --> 00:33:31,709 - much more! 320 00:33:37,043 --> 00:33:39,668 With this new blend - 321 00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:46,251 - then it will get a little more power. A little more gas. 322 00:33:46,334 --> 00:33:48,084 Oh, yes! 323 00:33:49,584 --> 00:33:53,709 Are you ready for the ultimate powder test? 324 00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:58,251 Yes. 325 00:33:59,043 --> 00:34:01,126 Okay-doke. 326 00:34:01,209 --> 00:34:02,876 Yes... 327 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,043 We have made a number of changes. 328 00:34:06,126 --> 00:34:08,793 We have increased security considerably. 329 00:34:08,876 --> 00:34:12,418 We have free air flow through the anus... 330 00:34:12,501 --> 00:34:14,334 ...the hole. 331 00:34:15,418 --> 00:34:19,084 Yes. And I am quite satisfied with the design. 332 00:34:19,168 --> 00:34:22,668 A small tribute to the pioneers of the air. 333 00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:27,626 Perfect conditions. 334 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:32,668 - Okay, little Bulle, are you ready? - Hmm. 335 00:34:34,751 --> 00:34:36,709 For God's sake: 336 00:34:36,793 --> 00:34:40,001 - Just one teaspoon, Bulle! - Received. 337 00:34:40,334 --> 00:34:41,793 Oh, Mama! 338 00:34:49,084 --> 00:34:50,834 Bull! 339 00:34:56,918 --> 00:34:59,543 When the powder reaches Bulle's stomach, - 340 00:34:59,626 --> 00:35:04,793 - we are going to witness some serious rectal activity. 341 00:35:04,876 --> 00:35:07,334 - Doctor! - I know that. 342 00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:09,709 Doctor... 343 00:35:09,793 --> 00:35:11,584 - Doctor! - Are you ready? 344 00:35:11,668 --> 00:35:13,626 Position. 345 00:35:14,959 --> 00:35:16,543 Countdown. 346 00:35:16,626 --> 00:35:18,626 Five, four... 347 00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:21,793 - Doctor Proctor! - Not now, Lise! 348 00:35:22,501 --> 00:35:24,001 ... two, one! 349 00:35:24,376 --> 00:35:27,126 - He took a tablespoon! - Huh?! 350 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,418 He took a tablespoon! 351 00:35:30,126 --> 00:35:31,876 Oh man... 352 00:36:05,168 --> 00:36:07,834 Was he blown to bits? 353 00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:25,459 Yes! 354 00:36:27,126 --> 00:36:28,918 Fly, Bulle! 355 00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:58,168 But how does he get back down? 356 00:37:14,584 --> 00:37:16,168 Push, Bulle! 357 00:37:16,251 --> 00:37:18,751 Press, for God's sake! Press! 358 00:37:22,334 --> 00:37:23,668 Yes! 359 00:37:23,751 --> 00:37:25,626 - Bull! - Hooray! 360 00:37:55,126 --> 00:37:58,209 - Take care, Bulle! - Bull, away! 361 00:38:22,459 --> 00:38:24,168 Hello, mom. 362 00:38:24,251 --> 00:38:26,209 Why do you wear a helmet? 363 00:38:26,293 --> 00:38:29,126 Have you started hockey now? 364 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:37,834 If there is a membership fee, can you take it from your piggy bank. 365 00:38:42,209 --> 00:38:46,626 I sat on a pillar of air that just shot me up! 366 00:38:46,709 --> 00:38:50,959 Up, up! Yes, it was absolutely incredible! 367 00:38:51,043 --> 00:38:54,959 Absolutely extreme! And it was freezing up there. 368 00:38:55,043 --> 00:38:58,459 And on the way down, the column slowed down. 369 00:38:59,084 --> 00:39:02,293 And then it went up and down. 370 00:39:02,376 --> 00:39:07,543 Absolutely insane! It's the sickest thing I ever did! 371 00:39:07,626 --> 00:39:11,126 How high in the air do you think you can go? 372 00:39:12,043 --> 00:39:13,918 Loud. 373 00:39:14,001 --> 00:39:16,793 Really high, with the right dosage. 374 00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:19,834 - To other planets, then? - Yes... 375 00:39:19,918 --> 00:39:23,584 - Like an astronaut? - No. Like a promonaut! 376 00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:33,168 Doctor? 377 00:39:34,209 --> 00:39:37,084 Are you ready to become world famous? 378 00:39:37,168 --> 00:39:38,959 World famous? 379 00:39:39,793 --> 00:39:42,543 How much does a spaceship cost? 380 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:46,834 It is expensive. It... 381 00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:50,793 What if you didn't need a spaceship? 382 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:54,501 You just sell the invention to NASA. 383 00:39:54,584 --> 00:39:58,043 Then they can send up astronauts without spaceships. 384 00:39:58,126 --> 00:40:01,001 "Doctor Proctor's Promponaut Powder"! 385 00:40:01,084 --> 00:40:03,501 A new world sensation! 386 00:40:06,168 --> 00:40:08,459 What do you think? Are you in? 387 00:40:18,084 --> 00:40:20,751 - Hello! - Hello. What have you done? 388 00:40:20,834 --> 00:40:22,543 Nothing'. 389 00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:28,751 What was that? 390 00:40:29,584 --> 00:40:32,001 - It sounds like... - Like what? 391 00:40:32,501 --> 00:40:36,043 Like something explosive, odorless and harmless? 392 00:40:36,126 --> 00:40:37,959 Eat ice cream, fart! 393 00:40:45,459 --> 00:40:47,959 You'll probably be fine again soon. 394 00:40:49,793 --> 00:40:51,584 Ugh me... 395 00:40:52,543 --> 00:40:54,334 Night-night, then. 396 00:41:41,876 --> 00:41:43,626 - Hello. - Hello! 397 00:41:47,334 --> 00:41:49,834 Come, we'll run over to Proctor. 398 00:41:49,918 --> 00:41:51,918 Powder! 399 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:57,668 Farting powder. Now. 400 00:41:58,126 --> 00:42:02,584 Oh, yes. The sale was yesterday. Unfortunately you are too late. 401 00:42:02,876 --> 00:42:07,793 - Almost, but you missed it. - Don't talk, you dwarf! 402 00:42:07,876 --> 00:42:10,418 You will have to wait until we have added more. 403 00:42:10,501 --> 00:42:14,876 - I don't think they speak Norwegian. - Søringer. 404 00:42:15,626 --> 00:42:17,543 Powder. 405 00:42:17,626 --> 00:42:19,459 Now. 406 00:42:19,543 --> 00:42:21,459 Else? 407 00:42:26,918 --> 00:42:29,459 Or we'll kill you. 408 00:42:29,543 --> 00:42:31,084 Both of them. 409 00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:37,626 If you could let me down one moment... 410 00:42:39,959 --> 00:42:42,168 Find the powder now! 411 00:42:53,334 --> 00:42:55,043 Ten kroner. 412 00:42:56,751 --> 00:42:58,168 You can get this one. 413 00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:00,543 Thanks. 414 00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:07,876 Doctor... Proctor's... 415 00:43:08,376 --> 00:43:10,834 "Doctor Proctor's Farting Powder". 416 00:43:10,918 --> 00:43:13,418 Shut up! I can read. 417 00:43:14,543 --> 00:43:17,668 - How much should you take? - Take it in properly. 418 00:43:17,751 --> 00:43:19,959 Half each. Least. 419 00:43:38,959 --> 00:43:40,876 Farewell! 420 00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:07,626 Dad! 421 00:44:14,334 --> 00:44:18,126 What are you fussing about? Can't you see I'm working? 422 00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,959 The farting powder. 423 00:44:20,834 --> 00:44:24,584 - The farting powder? - Promponaut powder. 424 00:44:24,668 --> 00:44:27,501 We flew. Like rockets. 425 00:44:27,584 --> 00:44:30,793 We stole the powder from the red-haired dwarf. 426 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:33,334 And then we flew straight into the air. 427 00:44:34,334 --> 00:44:36,251 Just look! 428 00:44:39,334 --> 00:44:41,543 A big hole in the ass, yes! 429 00:44:43,543 --> 00:44:45,959 That must have hurt! 430 00:44:46,043 --> 00:44:48,084 I have to say that. 431 00:44:48,168 --> 00:44:49,709 NASA. 432 00:44:49,793 --> 00:44:51,418 Yes, well. 433 00:44:51,501 --> 00:44:53,043 Interesting. 434 00:44:53,126 --> 00:44:57,418 So you actually flew into the air? Like rockets? 435 00:44:58,251 --> 00:45:01,584 That's good, boy basses. Terribly good. 436 00:45:01,668 --> 00:45:04,209 Go eat sugar! 437 00:45:28,709 --> 00:45:31,918 - You're crazy, Bulle! - It was us or them. 438 00:45:32,001 --> 00:45:34,584 Did you see the faces when they went up? 439 00:45:34,668 --> 00:45:38,459 - Cool! Can I try it? - Of course. 440 00:45:42,834 --> 00:45:44,543 Does it work? 441 00:45:51,334 --> 00:45:53,376 What's going on? 442 00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:04,001 - Sorry. - It's going well. 443 00:46:05,834 --> 00:46:09,626 It has been here a little too long, anyway. 444 00:46:09,709 --> 00:46:11,876 When did you last use it? 445 00:46:12,751 --> 00:46:14,293 It's been a long time. 446 00:46:14,376 --> 00:46:17,001 When I studied in Paris. 447 00:46:17,084 --> 00:46:19,876 The time I had a girlfriend. 448 00:46:19,959 --> 00:46:21,959 Did you have a girlfriend? 449 00:46:23,418 --> 00:46:25,084 Juliette. 450 00:46:26,959 --> 00:46:29,418 Then this one is probably yours! 451 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:38,584 Thanks! I thought I had lost it - 452 00:46:38,668 --> 00:46:40,668 - forever. 453 00:46:41,126 --> 00:46:44,001 - Juliet... - Who was she? 454 00:46:45,626 --> 00:46:48,334 Juliette Margarine... 455 00:46:51,668 --> 00:46:54,626 It was the great love. 456 00:48:43,584 --> 00:48:50,126 Her dad said that if I got rich and famous, I was going to have his daughter. 457 00:48:50,209 --> 00:48:52,501 But that didn't happen. 458 00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:54,668 Sharpen up, then! 459 00:48:55,709 --> 00:48:59,334 The propme powder will be added to make you rich and famous. 460 00:48:59,876 --> 00:49:03,584 Then you go to Paris and meet your dear Juliette. 461 00:49:03,668 --> 00:49:06,918 - Do you mean it? - You must be together. 462 00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:11,251 You are probably sitting and thinking on each other day and night. 463 00:49:11,334 --> 00:49:15,376 You have to find each other and live happily ever after! 464 00:49:15,459 --> 00:49:17,334 Snap, snap, muzzle. 465 00:49:17,418 --> 00:49:18,793 Period. 466 00:49:18,876 --> 00:49:21,001 Final. 467 00:49:24,334 --> 00:49:26,626 Open up, Doctor Proctor! 468 00:49:26,709 --> 00:49:29,376 Before I break open the door! 469 00:49:29,459 --> 00:49:34,459 I know you live here. Hold up, before I pick the ram! 470 00:49:35,251 --> 00:49:37,251 - Doctor Proctor? - Yes. 471 00:49:37,334 --> 00:49:41,293 You are targeted for having spread an illegal powder. 472 00:49:41,376 --> 00:49:45,251 - So now you are under arrest. - No, let me go! 473 00:49:45,334 --> 00:49:47,251 Lise! Bull! 474 00:49:49,376 --> 00:49:50,918 Proctor? 475 00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:55,084 - This is a misunderstanding. - You are a danger to society. 476 00:49:55,168 --> 00:49:58,751 - Stop, in the name of the law! - I'm the one who promises! 477 00:49:58,834 --> 00:50:02,376 - What do you want with him? - He has broken the law. 478 00:50:02,459 --> 00:50:04,834 I don't take this lightly. 479 00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:07,293 They claim I sell a dangerous powder. 480 00:50:07,376 --> 00:50:10,168 Who says that the farting powder is dangerous? 481 00:50:10,626 --> 00:50:12,584 He is the one who wins! 482 00:50:15,043 --> 00:50:19,084 Look at my boy basses! Look how damaged they are! 483 00:50:21,126 --> 00:50:25,793 Cardboard skulls! I was the one who gave them that powder! 484 00:50:25,876 --> 00:50:28,584 Who gave them the powder? 485 00:50:28,668 --> 00:50:32,043 Wet, short human spoon. 486 00:50:32,126 --> 00:50:35,876 - It was me. - Then I get to arrest you both. 487 00:50:35,959 --> 00:50:38,959 You can't do this! That is completely wrong! 488 00:50:39,043 --> 00:50:40,793 Come on. 489 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,668 Pass the head. 490 00:50:46,751 --> 00:50:48,459 What did I say? 491 00:50:49,751 --> 00:50:53,834 Hold onto the bar of soap in the shower, Proctor! 492 00:51:03,626 --> 00:51:05,834 Stop! You must stop them! 493 00:51:07,584 --> 00:51:10,543 This is wrong! Doctor Proctor is innocent! 494 00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:12,584 Innocent? Yes, well. 495 00:51:12,668 --> 00:51:14,709 Come on guys. 496 00:51:14,793 --> 00:51:16,501 Come on! 497 00:51:18,126 --> 00:51:19,834 Yes well! 498 00:51:20,293 --> 00:51:24,584 Now is the world a safer place, Fise-Lise? 499 00:51:50,001 --> 00:51:53,668 - Let go! - Hush! Welcome to the dauding hole. 500 00:52:01,834 --> 00:52:03,584 So, in! 501 00:52:30,584 --> 00:52:32,626 - Dad! - Hello, Lise! 502 00:52:35,084 --> 00:52:39,418 - Something terrible has happened! - Now we must not believe the worst. 503 00:52:39,501 --> 00:52:41,959 The gunpowder will arrive tomorrow. 504 00:52:42,043 --> 00:52:45,501 - That's not what I meant. - No, right? 505 00:52:45,584 --> 00:52:48,543 The police have arrested Bulle and Proctor. 506 00:52:48,626 --> 00:52:51,043 - Are they villains? - No! 507 00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:54,293 The police's job is to catch criminals. 508 00:52:54,376 --> 00:53:00,084 Commanders like me make sure that the cannons thunder on May 17! 509 00:53:00,168 --> 00:53:02,084 Kaboff! Salute! 510 00:53:02,168 --> 00:53:04,751 Cuddles and hugs and all that! 511 00:53:13,834 --> 00:53:15,418 Hello? 512 00:53:17,168 --> 00:53:19,043 Hello? 513 00:53:20,043 --> 00:53:22,459 ... and then comes the one who is going to dance. 514 00:53:22,543 --> 00:53:24,334 Hello?! 515 00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:28,251 Yes! There is one like that incredibly fussy little girl here. 516 00:53:28,584 --> 00:53:32,793 You must help me! Bulle is in prison. 517 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,584 She says Bulle is in prison. 518 00:53:35,668 --> 00:53:38,543 It's been a bit quiet around here. 519 00:53:38,626 --> 00:53:41,251 I have no idea. What has he done? 520 00:53:41,334 --> 00:53:42,584 Nothing. 521 00:53:43,043 --> 00:53:45,001 Nothing, apparently. 522 00:53:45,084 --> 00:53:47,584 - Or... - Now there was an "or". 523 00:53:47,668 --> 00:53:50,084 He has done something, then? 524 00:53:50,168 --> 00:53:54,043 - But he's just a child. - "He's just a child." 525 00:53:54,126 --> 00:53:57,209 And I'm just a tired single mom. 526 00:53:57,293 --> 00:54:00,376 I'm so tired kids! Have them all the way up the neck. 527 00:54:00,459 --> 00:54:04,126 Anyway, he comes over: "Shall we dance?" 528 00:54:04,209 --> 00:54:07,626 "No, I have a bad knee." "Yeah well. How about a waltz?" 529 00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:11,209 "I don't dance the waltz, besides, I have prolapse…” 530 00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:13,084 SOS! 531 00:54:13,168 --> 00:54:15,793 Mayday, mayday! 532 00:54:15,876 --> 00:54:18,001 Listen carefully! 533 00:54:18,084 --> 00:54:24,209 Doctor Proctor then appeared to be completely mad! 534 00:54:24,293 --> 00:54:27,709 - He's not crazy! - Pling in the bowl! 535 00:54:27,793 --> 00:54:30,584 Born behind a barn door! 536 00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:32,959 Crispy like a shortbread! 537 00:54:33,418 --> 00:54:35,543 The propme powder is not dangerous! 538 00:54:35,626 --> 00:54:39,376 Don't let their children stir the fart powder! 539 00:54:39,459 --> 00:54:42,418 Besides, he must to his lover in Paris! 540 00:54:42,501 --> 00:54:45,918 It could have disastrous consequences! 541 00:54:46,001 --> 00:54:51,126 Like a house fire, dengue fever and cracked face. 542 00:54:52,043 --> 00:54:53,626 SOS! 543 00:54:53,918 --> 00:54:56,168 Mayday, mayday... 544 00:56:00,501 --> 00:56:06,959 Time for you to learn what is important. For example, helping their old father. 545 00:56:07,043 --> 00:56:08,751 Are you going to shoot us again? 546 00:56:08,834 --> 00:56:12,584 No. We're going on an ever so small home visit. 547 00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:14,543 Home visit? 548 00:56:16,418 --> 00:56:20,584 Yes. We shall undertake an ever so small "outtake". 549 00:56:22,834 --> 00:56:24,168 Withdrawal? 550 00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:28,918 We're going to roll up our sleeves and dig for gold. 551 00:56:29,001 --> 00:56:32,918 - Digging for gold? - For some potty-mouthed kids! 552 00:56:33,001 --> 00:56:35,584 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 553 00:56:40,959 --> 00:56:44,459 We're going to steal the promonaut powder. 554 00:56:44,543 --> 00:56:47,626 - Stealing? - Take something that isn't ours? 555 00:56:51,626 --> 00:56:53,501 Now we go! 556 00:56:56,918 --> 00:56:58,668 Come on! 557 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,209 Guys, come on. 558 00:57:06,751 --> 00:57:08,459 Quiet! 559 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,959 Pull down the hat. 560 00:57:11,043 --> 00:57:13,084 Come on again. Like that. 561 00:57:13,168 --> 00:57:16,584 - But I'm hot headed! - And the hat itches. 562 00:57:20,543 --> 00:57:22,376 Look at it, you. 563 00:57:23,418 --> 00:57:25,168 The door was open. 564 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,834 Think that dad is both an inventor and a thief. 565 00:57:45,918 --> 00:57:48,709 Imagine that. Two things at once. 566 00:57:48,793 --> 00:57:52,251 I am not an inventor. Only idiots are inventors. 567 00:57:52,334 --> 00:57:55,209 Do you think? that their father is an idiot? 568 00:57:55,293 --> 00:57:57,918 - No. - Of course not. 569 00:57:58,626 --> 00:58:01,751 But what about the very hard material? 570 00:58:01,834 --> 00:58:05,709 I stole that from Doctor Proctor and then I became rich. 571 00:58:05,793 --> 00:58:08,501 And now I'm going to be even richer. 572 00:58:10,209 --> 00:58:15,376 It's fascinating to think about where successful you can get off stealing. 573 00:58:15,459 --> 00:58:19,126 Don't forget that, my little angel basses. 574 00:58:19,209 --> 00:58:22,626 And now the invention will and the formula be mine! 575 00:58:22,709 --> 00:58:26,668 Be careful, guys. There is a steep staircase. 576 00:58:28,043 --> 00:58:29,834 Satan! 577 00:58:36,209 --> 00:58:37,918 Look here, yes. 578 00:58:38,709 --> 00:58:41,376 "Promponaut powder." 579 00:58:45,876 --> 00:58:47,626 Is there anyone here? 580 00:58:58,084 --> 00:58:59,793 The same thing. 581 00:59:00,418 --> 00:59:03,709 Light on the board for dad. Like that, yes. 582 00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:09,251 fart - 583 00:59:10,084 --> 00:59:11,959 - oh - 584 00:59:12,043 --> 00:59:14,168 - naut - 585 00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:16,376 - powder. 586 00:59:16,459 --> 00:59:20,501 Like that. Bring that promonaut powder there. 587 00:59:20,584 --> 00:59:24,584 The pink powder, you little mermaid! 588 00:59:24,668 --> 00:59:27,418 Is it fun to be with dad at work? 589 00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:29,834 Yes, it's not every day. 590 00:59:30,793 --> 00:59:34,543 It's not every day. And it won't be every day, either. 591 00:59:46,501 --> 00:59:47,959 Bull? 592 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:50,084 Bull! 593 00:59:56,793 --> 00:59:58,543 Hello, little rat. 594 00:59:59,793 --> 01:00:01,793 It is a... 595 01:00:01,876 --> 01:00:05,834 - It's a... - It is a Rattus norvegicus. 596 01:00:08,584 --> 01:00:12,334 So disgusting. Get it away! Away with it! 597 01:00:12,418 --> 01:00:14,626 Do you think the same as me? 598 01:00:14,709 --> 01:00:16,959 I can't think now! 599 01:00:17,043 --> 01:00:19,376 If it is possible to get in, - 600 01:00:19,459 --> 01:00:21,876 - must it also be possible to recover... 601 01:00:25,334 --> 01:00:28,001 May it also be possible to get... out. 602 01:00:28,501 --> 01:00:31,751 Out, right? That's what I mean. 603 01:00:31,834 --> 01:00:34,126 Now we just follow the rat. 604 01:00:34,209 --> 01:00:37,709 So it will probably start soon to long for home. 605 01:00:37,793 --> 01:00:40,834 - Of course. - Go home, rat. 606 01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:47,918 The gunpowder has arrived! 607 01:00:50,001 --> 01:00:52,501 - The gunpowder is here! - Dad! 608 01:00:52,584 --> 01:00:56,709 Lise, come to dad! The gunpowder has arrived! 609 01:00:56,793 --> 01:00:59,459 Now we're going down to the dock. 610 01:00:59,543 --> 01:01:03,918 - Mr. Thrane and his sons... - Mr. Thrane me here and there. 611 01:01:04,001 --> 01:01:07,001 The gunpowder has arrived! Let's go. 612 01:01:07,084 --> 01:01:11,876 - There we have Lise. So great! - Now we're going down to the dock. Ready? 613 01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:14,459 - Dad! - One, two, three, march! 614 01:01:34,293 --> 01:01:36,126 Welcome to Oslo! 615 01:01:36,709 --> 01:01:38,251 Lise? 616 01:01:38,334 --> 01:01:39,876 Picture! 617 01:01:46,793 --> 01:01:48,626 And then you get… 618 01:01:49,501 --> 01:01:51,043 Oh, yes, yes... 619 01:01:56,001 --> 01:01:57,709 Smile, then. 620 01:01:58,209 --> 01:02:01,209 - You have to highlight the film. - I don't see... 621 01:02:01,293 --> 01:02:04,209 - On the underside. - What? I don't get... 622 01:02:05,459 --> 01:02:08,168 - I didn't see... - Here. Under. 623 01:02:08,251 --> 01:02:12,459 You have to draw out like that, and then you have to look through here. 624 01:02:12,543 --> 01:02:18,168 Then you gently press down on it. Use them to set... 625 01:02:31,043 --> 01:02:33,709 - Look! Look! - Yes, look, look... 626 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:36,709 Look in here and press calmly... 627 01:02:41,959 --> 01:02:43,709 Hello! 628 01:02:45,334 --> 01:02:48,376 Where's my gunpowder? Gunpowder! 629 01:02:58,459 --> 01:03:00,334 Come on again. 630 01:03:03,376 --> 01:03:05,209 Find your way home. 631 01:03:06,876 --> 01:03:08,751 Hurry, now! 632 01:03:14,376 --> 01:03:16,168 Come on again. 633 01:03:17,334 --> 01:03:19,168 Hurry up! 634 01:03:30,501 --> 01:03:32,293 Did you see that? 635 01:03:33,793 --> 01:03:35,209 Time to stick. 636 01:03:42,459 --> 01:03:45,251 - There is a way out. - Bull? 637 01:03:45,334 --> 01:03:47,209 It's a bit tight. 638 01:03:55,793 --> 01:03:57,501 Okay! 639 01:04:01,001 --> 01:04:04,168 It gets insanely dark down there. 640 01:04:05,293 --> 01:04:07,084 But... 641 01:04:07,168 --> 01:04:08,959 I have leftovers. 642 01:04:09,043 --> 01:04:11,959 Doctor Proctor's Light Green Powder! 643 01:04:13,043 --> 01:04:17,918 When you enter the darkness, you become your own flashlight. 644 01:04:19,043 --> 01:04:22,459 Remember: It only lasts for 30 minutes. Okay? 645 01:04:23,751 --> 01:04:29,001 And you never know when you'll need it a little extra farting powder. 646 01:04:31,501 --> 01:04:34,084 You're coming after, aren't you? 647 01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:38,168 You know what they say, Bulle: 648 01:04:38,251 --> 01:04:44,168 When you reach a certain age, can't you be flushed down the drain anymore. 649 01:04:53,251 --> 01:04:56,001 Can you promise me to be careful? 650 01:04:56,084 --> 01:04:58,668 - Can you promise me that? - See you soon. 651 01:04:58,751 --> 01:05:00,376 We do. 652 01:05:02,793 --> 01:05:04,543 Good luck. 653 01:05:13,751 --> 01:05:16,126 Ride that bastard, Bulle. 654 01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,501 Ride that bitch! 655 01:05:31,293 --> 01:05:33,334 Doctor Proctor? 656 01:05:35,376 --> 01:05:38,084 I think you need to press one more time. 657 01:06:16,376 --> 01:06:18,293 Hello? 658 01:07:10,418 --> 01:07:12,126 Bull! 659 01:07:12,209 --> 01:07:13,543 Lise! 660 01:07:52,959 --> 01:07:54,751 Yes, yes... 661 01:08:27,334 --> 01:08:31,834 I think it is about to to happen something terrible up there. 662 01:08:31,918 --> 01:08:33,668 And down here. 663 01:08:37,918 --> 01:08:40,126 Digestion has begun. 664 01:08:40,209 --> 01:08:42,668 In a short time we will be finished. 665 01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,543 Farting powder! 666 01:08:54,418 --> 01:08:57,084 This is our only chance. 667 01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:01,168 - Are you ready? - Yes. 668 01:09:07,918 --> 01:09:09,793 Three... 669 01:09:12,459 --> 01:09:14,251 Zero! 670 01:09:38,751 --> 01:09:40,376 Daddy's gunpowder! 671 01:09:45,001 --> 01:09:46,918 It will return. 672 01:09:47,459 --> 01:09:49,168 Come on! 673 01:09:58,459 --> 01:10:00,251 Hurry up! 674 01:10:01,584 --> 01:10:03,584 Hurry up! 675 01:10:16,626 --> 01:10:18,376 See! 676 01:10:34,543 --> 01:10:36,501 Hurry up! 677 01:10:41,418 --> 01:10:43,126 Hello? 678 01:10:43,668 --> 01:10:46,834 Is anyone there? Help us! 679 01:10:47,584 --> 01:10:52,543 No, we're not going there. It was cool there. Come on. 680 01:10:52,626 --> 01:10:55,084 Good girl, pee now! 681 01:10:57,876 --> 01:11:02,626 What's the point of a ladder to a manhole cover that doesn't go up? 682 01:11:06,334 --> 01:11:09,626 The match we got from Truls and Trym! 683 01:11:09,709 --> 01:11:14,084 Matches plus gunpowder is equal to simple mathematics. 684 01:11:21,293 --> 01:11:23,209 No! 685 01:11:23,293 --> 01:11:26,001 It doesn't work. It is wet. 686 01:11:29,043 --> 01:11:31,709 - Hurry up! - All good things come in three. 687 01:11:33,459 --> 01:11:35,251 Yes! 688 01:11:59,084 --> 01:12:01,459 Hi, my name is Bulle. 689 01:12:01,543 --> 01:12:03,584 And what to say to that? 690 01:12:03,668 --> 01:12:06,001 Come closer, come closer! 691 01:12:06,084 --> 01:12:10,918 In a minute Mr. Thrane will perform an amazing demonstration - 692 01:12:11,001 --> 01:12:13,376 - at the Patent Office. 693 01:12:16,793 --> 01:12:19,543 Where are you going and what are you doing? that dwarf out of jail? 694 01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:24,501 - We're going to stop your father. - Especially. Your little dwarf. 695 01:12:24,584 --> 01:12:28,293 - You must be careful! - You won't get past us. 696 01:12:28,376 --> 01:12:32,168 - Watch out for the manhole cover! - Do we look like two jerks? 697 01:12:36,501 --> 01:12:38,376 Dear NASA, 698 01:12:38,459 --> 01:12:41,001 - dear patent board, - 699 01:12:41,793 --> 01:12:46,626 - and very ordinary loved ones and very boring Oslo citizens. 700 01:12:47,126 --> 01:12:51,001 We will now again put our dear fatherland - 701 01:12:51,084 --> 01:12:53,293 - on the world map. 702 01:12:53,376 --> 01:12:54,751 And I... 703 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:58,751 I am the man that will make it happen. 704 01:13:01,084 --> 01:13:03,459 Let me introduce - 705 01:13:03,543 --> 01:13:07,043 - Lord Thrane's Promponaut Powder! 706 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:16,751 He's lying! It is not he who has invented it! It's Doctor Proctor! 707 01:13:19,043 --> 01:13:21,709 Follow along now. 708 01:13:32,626 --> 01:13:34,084 Three. 709 01:13:35,459 --> 01:13:37,376 Two. 710 01:13:38,084 --> 01:13:39,876 One! 711 01:13:40,376 --> 01:13:42,126 Ignition! 712 01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:34,626 My friends, listeners, - 713 01:14:35,459 --> 01:14:38,334 - our friends from NASA, America... 714 01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:43,418 The topic of the day: the promponaut powder. 715 01:14:43,501 --> 01:14:46,293 "The Promponaut Powder." 716 01:14:47,293 --> 01:14:49,626 There was a - 717 01:14:49,709 --> 01:14:51,959 - convincing display. 718 01:14:53,251 --> 01:14:56,584 But to be able to grant it a patent, - 719 01:14:56,668 --> 01:14:59,293 - must we have a formula. 720 01:15:02,209 --> 01:15:04,376 You're such a prick. 721 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,501 Of course there is a formula. 722 01:15:08,584 --> 01:15:10,709 I will now, personally, - 723 01:15:10,793 --> 01:15:15,418 - stir the powder together right before their eyes. 724 01:15:17,334 --> 01:15:18,793 There, yes. 725 01:15:20,834 --> 01:15:23,543 I think that will be appropriate. 726 01:15:24,626 --> 01:15:28,418 Down the pipe there, yeah and then it smokes as it should... 727 01:15:28,501 --> 01:15:30,418 And then we will get… 728 01:15:31,084 --> 01:15:32,876 A small, small... 729 01:15:32,959 --> 01:15:34,376 There! 730 01:15:36,043 --> 01:15:37,834 Shall we see... 731 01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:41,043 - We have to do something! - Take it easy. 732 01:15:41,126 --> 01:15:44,418 This is going to be absolutely fantastic! 733 01:15:44,501 --> 01:15:47,751 Voilà! Mr. Thrane's Promponaut powder. 734 01:15:56,959 --> 01:15:59,501 I would like to ask for the floor. 735 01:15:59,584 --> 01:16:02,668 What is she doing here? Ouch! Peel away! 736 01:16:02,751 --> 01:16:05,459 He stole the powder from Doctor Proctor- 737 01:16:05,543 --> 01:16:10,293 - the same way he stole the very hard material. 738 01:16:10,376 --> 01:16:14,209 What a fantasy! It's a pity for the girl. 739 01:16:14,293 --> 01:16:16,126 She is completely confused. 740 01:16:16,209 --> 01:16:20,168 I was there when you and your sons broke in. 741 01:16:21,668 --> 01:16:25,709 And now the invention will and the formula be mine! 742 01:16:27,001 --> 01:16:31,126 Caution. There is a steep staircase. 743 01:16:40,709 --> 01:16:43,918 Look here, yes. "Promponaut powder." 744 01:16:44,001 --> 01:16:47,168 What are you talking about? This is absurd! 745 01:16:47,251 --> 01:16:49,959 It's a lie from end to end! 746 01:16:50,584 --> 01:16:54,584 Commander, stick a cork in your little girl's mouth! 747 01:16:54,668 --> 01:16:58,584 - Put a cork in it. - Let her finish talking. 748 01:16:58,668 --> 01:17:01,251 It is true. I can prove it. 749 01:17:01,334 --> 01:17:03,126 Prove it? 750 01:17:03,209 --> 01:17:05,251 How are you going to prove it? 751 01:17:05,334 --> 01:17:09,876 By trying what you claim is your own promonaut powder! 752 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:14,543 I just showed the whole world how it works. 753 01:17:14,626 --> 01:17:19,084 Then there is no problem to show it to us one more time? 754 01:17:21,334 --> 01:17:24,834 So, it may not be necessary. 755 01:17:26,584 --> 01:17:28,418 Yes well! 756 01:17:29,334 --> 01:17:31,584 I can do that. 757 01:17:49,668 --> 01:17:51,293 Three. 758 01:17:51,543 --> 01:17:53,251 Two. 759 01:17:53,584 --> 01:17:55,168 One. 760 01:17:55,543 --> 01:17:57,251 Ignition! 761 01:18:01,793 --> 01:18:06,584 I think I need a little more. I was a little cautious. 762 01:18:09,126 --> 01:18:11,376 Now I think it will do. 763 01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:15,793 Three, two, one, ignition! 764 01:18:19,876 --> 01:18:23,376 It's Doctor Proctor's fart powder. 765 01:18:27,084 --> 01:18:29,334 You'll never catch me! 766 01:18:31,001 --> 01:18:33,793 - Stop him! - Hasta la vista! 767 01:18:35,543 --> 01:18:37,376 Stop him! 768 01:18:45,626 --> 01:18:48,001 Lie down! The game is over! 769 01:18:54,918 --> 01:18:57,709 Stop there! Belly in the grass! 770 01:19:11,959 --> 01:19:16,043 He is gone. Out of this world, so to speak. 771 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:20,709 - It's for law enforcement. - Nothing to look at here. 772 01:19:21,334 --> 01:19:24,876 - Ask them to retreat. - Pull back! 773 01:19:52,251 --> 01:19:54,126 Doctor Proctor, - 774 01:19:54,751 --> 01:19:57,918 - it's an honor to finally meet you. 775 01:19:58,001 --> 01:19:59,751 - I'm so happy. - Yes! 776 01:19:59,834 --> 01:20:02,293 I am so, so happy! 777 01:20:02,834 --> 01:20:04,668 Stand together. 778 01:20:50,084 --> 01:20:52,876 Anna Konda? 779 01:20:53,793 --> 01:20:56,918 You have to walk, you know, don't slide! 780 01:20:57,293 --> 01:20:58,959 Shit snake! 781 01:20:59,709 --> 01:21:02,543 Stupid Anna Konda! 782 01:21:13,126 --> 01:21:15,626 Jeez, do you remember me? 783 01:21:20,834 --> 01:21:23,168 You big, nasty snake! 784 01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:31,251 Trumpet! 785 01:21:37,751 --> 01:21:39,501 Fire! 786 01:21:42,043 --> 01:21:43,834 Fire! 787 01:21:45,876 --> 01:21:47,626 Fire! 788 01:21:48,709 --> 01:21:50,043 Fire! 789 01:21:52,001 --> 01:21:53,543 Fire! 790 01:21:57,834 --> 01:21:59,584 Dude, I said! 791 01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:06,626 Thank you, Lise. Now we all can celebrate May 17. Well received. 792 01:22:21,459 --> 01:22:24,418 Good luck in Paris. Greetings Juliette. 793 01:22:28,501 --> 01:22:30,751 Good luck. See you soon. 794 01:22:35,001 --> 01:22:36,793 Come on again. 795 01:22:55,918 --> 01:22:57,959 Adios, friends! 796 01:23:03,168 --> 01:23:05,543 Vive la France!